Thank you to all soldiers-My father being one of them. For serving our wonderful nation for all of us. Again, HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!!!!!
I am off now to get ready to take my little one to the town parade. She is excited-I am gonna freeze! It is wet and only about 56 degrees out! NO SUN YET... I will bring a blanket in with the chairs. We are riding our bikes up there-it is about a mile. She is excited and now so am I. I better go and put the basket back on the bike...even though I will look the the wicked witch form the wizzard of oz. I can hear the music now...Oh well, at least our asses will be dry with the folding chairs!
Man, it is almost summer and the ice cream truck is BLARING that dang pied piper music so my baby is jumping up and down for ICE CREAM! I live in a quiet neighborhood, it is very light traffic-out of the way of the city-I give her a dollar and tell her to go. My sister calls just as my daughter is coming in to tell me that what she wanted was 2.00 and she only took one-so she setteled for less-(COLOR ME STUPID-I WAS EXPECTING CHANGE! When did the ice cream man charge so dang much?) Well, my sister starts yelling at me because I let her go out to the ice cream truck by herself! You never know who could be following the truck just WAITING to snatch a kid! OOPS! Don't I feel awful now...Really, what a SICK world we live in when kids can't even go and get ice cream from the vendor. I remember eating it so fast and getting brain freeze because I didn't want it to melt and run down my hands and be wasted...DAMN, I was not thinking...I am a crappy mom. I never would have forgiven myself if something had happened! Does anyone remember playing outside and not having your parents watch you? Having to be home when the street lights came on? No cell phones- just tell mom "We are gong to play!" and NOT telling EXACTLY WHERE you were going to be-just be home at the time you were supposed to be home at and all was well, unless you crashed your bike and ripped your elbow or knee open. Doesn't it suck now that I am doing laundry and she can't ride into town or even down the street without me either going with her or watching? WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED? Also, where are the two kids from Idaho? Won't whoever the sick ass is who took them PLEASE give them back!!! Please don't let them be dead too. Espically by the hand of their father...
Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell happened.-Cora Harvey Armstrong Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies. The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.-Helen Hayes (at 73) I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as strayeyebrows.-Janette Barber Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.-Lily Tomlin A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.-Carrie Snow Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with yourgirlfriends.-Laurie Kuslansky My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.-Erma Bombeck Old age ain't no place for sissies.-Bette Davis A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.-Rhonda Hansome The phrase "working mother" is redundant.-Jane Sellman Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.-Jennifer Unlimited Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thoughthalf as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.-Charlotte Whitton Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your bodystarts falling apart.-Caryn Leschen I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.-Jennifer Unlimited If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.-Catherine When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!-Kathy Buckley I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb--and I'm also not blonde.-Dolly Parton If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.-Sue Grafton I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.-Roseanne Barr When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.-Elayne Boosler Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.-Maryon Pearson In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.-Margaret Thatcher I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.-Gloria Steinem I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.-Zsa Zsa Gabor- Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt
And MY contribution to this list is- Friends help you move, REAL friends help you move bodies.-Someone I know said that when I was moving and I found it very uplifting at the time...I can not take credit for it so hats off to whom ever said it first! Oh and it is just a joke! = )~
In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is known as naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount &Do.
Let us not forget now that Pefizer is saying that in rare cases Viagra is causing blindness, not that anyone has heard that men care about this yet, just as long as they can still wake up in the morning with a stiffie-they are glad! (above is an old email joke from a friend) For the record-I DO NOT think blindness is funny-I DO think that ALL Viagra commericals are just hilarious! Espically the part about "go to the doctor if your erection lasts for more than four hours"...(sigh) That would be one long and fun night!!!
Oh, just what I need to hear...another scare out there that my kid might die. ONLY, she is not old enough to get the shot yet-MIND YOU she still can get Meningitis at her age NOW though. Does this make ANY sense what so ever? Um, to me, NO! Now my sister is always REALLY cautious of these things so I am used to her telling me about it and how the kids can die from the vaccination itself so do you REALLY want to give it to them-she scares the crap out of me with that WebMD crap all the time-I hope she gets the boys their shots! Even though every time the get flu like symptoms she is going to call me and blame me for the meningitis article I emailed to her and how she now thinks that they will get it because she got them their shot. Better safe than sorry and I don't want to wait dang it! Because I will be wicked mad if I can't get her the shot and she gets it and dies! Oh brother, I need to just shut the heck up!
Oh God bless you blogger people who felt sorry for my stupid ass and fixed my link field! Or thank you for all of the info on telling my clueless ass on how to fix it! (but I am gonna go with you fixed it for me)
Um, Perhaps I should have paid A LOT more attention in my computer classes in school...because I can not frigging get my links to work on my link field!!!!! I am doing everything that they are telling me to, I also just found them here on my POSTING page, um NOT on the front page where it is supposed to be...Damnit, my father used to make a living off of writing computer programs and all of that damn C language. C and C+ and C++++ oh whatever! It is not like anyone is really gonna give a rats ass except me. One of these days I will figure it out...
So, to anyone out there who cares, HERE ARE THE LINKS I WANT ON THE FRONT PAGE YET I CAN NOT SEEM TO GET THEM THERE! I do have mor favorites, but yep, you guessed it, I CAN'T DO IT!!! = (
Well, I AGAIN watched television last night…I can hear everyone asking-what that poor girl doesn’t have a life? Pretty much no. VERY routine. ANYWAY, special on Primetime Liveabout grandmothers raising their grandkids, they are to be enjoying their golden years and instead they are changing diapers and struggling to put food on the table not just for themselves-for their children’s kids. What I want to know is why is the government NOT helping? Why is it that we spend so much damn money to help other countries yet we overlook our own? This crap has been going on for years and I guess it will never stop. It is just so sad to see. I really wish that there was something I could do, but there isn't.
I just pray that the world will be a better place for my daughter when I am gone.
Happy Memorial Day weekend! Thank You to all of the soilders fighting for us-and thank you to all the ones who lost their lives fighting so we can live here in the BEST country in the world-even though sometimes somepeople fail to see that.
Man, I could screw up a one man parade! My name should be Lucy and I should have a husband named Ricky who tells me I have a lot of 'splaining to do! I will be up half of the damn night now trying to figure out how the hell to put my favorite blog on my link list...Oh well, I am up for an interesing evening of foul language!
I know, beauty is in the eye of the beholder-to me, Brad Pitt is just too pretty-not everyone thinks so-But this BIG ASS tatoois ridiculous to me! Sure it is nice, but the guy will have to drop trou anytime someone asks to see the whole damn thing! And what happens when he gets old? What do tatoos look look like on a wrinkled ass old man? Does anyone think that his grandkids will be bugging him to show their friends..."Come on Gramps, Jacob hasn't seen the tatoo yet, I will help you out of your wheelchair and hold you up..." I mean really, just a small version would have been fine. I can't even inagine what he paid for it. He can NEVER change his mind now either...Well, I guess there is laser surgery right? I get that to some people think of it as art-I just do not get why they don't have it put on a wall instead. Color me stupid I suppose-Must be the same reason I have my belly button pierced when nobody but me sees it. Oh well, just a question I felt like sending out into the blogger universe for no one to answer...la la la la
Oh my heavens, Lost…YES I AM NOW! Last night-because they told me that I would get answers to my burning questions-and I naively believed them-I watched…I am sorry to say that THEY DIDN’T ANSWER SHIT FOR QUESTIONS THAT I HAVE, THEY SUCKED ME IN TO JUST WATCH NEXT SEASON…BASTARDS! I pretty much have to say that I knew that they would but WTF? Walt, what the heck is gonna happen to him? Oh, and come on…Pirates? Is that what those guys on the boat that they ran into are? But, then again, there is some sort of sick polar bear thingy on a tropical island that is killing people right? WHATEVER! Pirates is NOT that big of a deal now huh…I am making jokes about it, but let me tell you, I can’t wait for the new fall season! Wednesdays at 9:00! Then again…I am waiting for Sundays at 9:00 too…I am now addicted to television…I quit smoking on June 11, 2004…Now I watch television…Oh and I now have a blog…I have to thank Ms. Gigglechick for that, But I am not funny or witty like her and my life is no where near as interesting Anyway, I sound like a stalker…EWWW…I am done for today…I am still ticked about that damn show last night…Will it be August or September when the new season starts? Damn that is TOO LONG!
You have GOT to be kidding right? DOES HE REALLY WEAR IT LIKE THAT????? I mean REALLLY He would be better off wearing a frigging wig! Birds could nest in that mess! Did someone NOT tell him that 80's hairstyles are just THAT-left for the 80's??? I almost wet my pants at this picture...Man, if fame and money make you wear stupid outfits and have WACKY hair, I will stay poor! If he is convicted, who gets to tell him that there is no hairspray in prison???
Gimme a break already! This pic will keep me laughing for MONTHS!
Girls go tech...Why is it that I am just hearing about this now? And on yahoo music site no less? Where have I been? Or does one have to be a girl scout for this privileged info? Oh well, I have it now and that is all that matters right? Blah, blah, BLAH! It is not like my baby girl is not doing well in Kindergarten, I just want to know of ALL of the resources available to me so I can help as much as I can so she will be smart & like school!!!!! I was an average student & I know her dad quit school-& he was NEVER the sharpest crayon in the box! I mean he signed off all parental rights-HOW IN THE HECK DOES HE SLEEP AT NIGHT? But I thank God everyday that he did it-I am NOT complaining, I just wonder if he wonders about her-and I also PRAY that I don't have to introduce her to him someday...I am sure she will want to know, I just better prepare myself now!
Holy cow is he too cute or is it just me...ARE there any guys out here in the "real" world that look like Dr. McDreamy??? I know that they don't exist-great fantisies are built off watching him on that show-I am just giving props to whoever created Grey's Anatomy and whoever cast Patrick Dempsey...I believe that YUMMY is all I need to say... Oh and what the heck am I gonna do for good television on Sunday's now??! When does the fall season start anyway? Busy weekend working on the pool so babygirl can go swimming and helping mom plant stuff in her garden and backyard... I am SORE...I sortof forgot that I had musclesbetween my sholders that could hurt so bad! Too broke for the gym so I forgot all about those muscles...I did just say that though didn't I? I heard "Isn't it Time" by the Babys yesterday and that sure took me back to my teen years in... I really thought that I had the world by the ass in school-then car payments bills came piling in and I remember saying to mom on the phone one day-I can't stand this responsibility stuff-why did you let me grow up? She very frankly told me I was lucky that she let me live!
As I scroll through here reading all of these blogs and I wonder to myself~WHY do you even have one...You are no where near as funny or creative as these people on here...But I will keep doing this just to please myself and when I get old (if I can remember how) I will look back and read this and smile~or wonder why I wrote some of these things!
Nothing interesting going on as usual~Just that whole "mom" thing that I think I suck at...More on that another day...
Oh my heavens...Look at this crap! I betcha it is because of the steroids that they give the female cowsso they will produce more milk or better beef or whatever the farmer has cows for! I know in the story it says it is a freak occurrence, I am blaming the farmers! I am a hypocrite...I will eat a steak-but I can't kill the cow for it! So maybe I should be a vegitarian...NOT a vegan though...I like my leather shoes too much! OOPS-I am a hypocrite again! I won't kill it for the stuff I need-or want.
Just thought I would share that crazy cow story and rant about it...
Oh my goodness...I am totally clueless when it comes to this stuff...Now is the time that I wish I lived by my dad...He is a pro at this stuff-so is my 13 year old nephew! Oh well, as I screw up-I will learn!
I am looking for that dang yellow mini cooper for gigglechick! I used to see it everyday and now I never see it b/c I want to! Is that not the way it always goes???
Nothing new today-I am just trying to manuver myself around all of this to figure out what I am doing.
Gotta go-M wants to pick out her own outfit-I MUST supervise since it will most likley be a tank top and short skirt-IT IS ONLY 65 today so that WON'T fly...
I am a single mother of a eight year-old girl [who is already telling me I don't understand what she is going through] who is my life, I am an animal lover, I have 2 dogs, I like to do anything outdoors, I love to read everything that comes across my fingers, I knit, I like to cook/bake, I like old movies, and good music, I am really good at wheel of fortune and so so at Jeopardy. I am pretty boring except for the occasional mishap that tends to be funny...but my family is usually hilarious
I forgot who said these but this is how I try to live:
"Love and laugh often-it makes life easier." Oh- and "All things are possible with God."
