Come on already!

Well, my kid is being accused of doing something she didn't on the bus...Already the bullshit begins.
I have to go now and pull out my hair and cry-because it is just gonna get worse...

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
But then to me, it is a double happy day…
HAPPY 36th BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!
I can’t belive I made it this far…if I was like my daughter is-so my mom says- I can’t believe she let me live.
The only thing I miss about being younger is that I have no presents to open. I love persents. Am I selfish or what? It could be from the dollar store, I don’t care, just stuff to open. I miss that.
Well, I have been pretty damn busy lately. Bunch of medical tests to tell me everything looks okay…yet I am still a mess. Life is SO MUCH FUN when you grow up. Everything is falling apart! HAHAHA


Did you all know that I am in Buffalo? This is what it will be like here later today...I LOVE THE SNOW!!! We should be getting lots of it and if we do not, I will most likely be the only one who will ne mad.






I think this is too cool. No wonder my neck is so sore in the morning, LOOK at all of the frigging muscles in it! I hope this exibit is coming my way. I will definitely go.


















Oh, it’s not like we all didn’t see this coming…it isn't like they were Brad & Jen though. My sister told me that she heard somewhere that Jessica Simpson had a genius IQ. I DO NOT BELIEVE IT! She is now going to try on her newly freed virginity on for size. If she hasn't already! Oh well. Who gets that kick arse house? Also, WHY do it on Thansgiving?
It will be a holiday forever that they will remember as shitty I think.



This is from dad...who hates the snow by the way and is going back to Florida...does THAT suck or what? Here is this funny from dad...I love this and it is so true

Thank You
My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken thetime and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months.
Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy.
Extra thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat crap in the glue onenvelopes, because I now have to go get a wet towel every time I needto seal an envelope. Also, I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.
I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper, since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.
I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.
I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could bepricked with a needle infected with AIDS.
I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants, even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.
I no longer go to shopping malls because someone might drug me with a cologne sample and rob me.
I no longer receive packages from, nor send packages by, UPS or Fed Ex since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.
I no longer answer the phone, because someone will ask me to dial anumber for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore and Uzbekistan.
I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.
I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike.
I no longer have to buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since Inow have their recipe.
I no longer worry about my soul because at last count I have 363,214angels looking out for me.
Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
I no longer have any savings because I gave them to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital (for the 258th time).I no longer have any money at all - but that will change once
I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special email program. Yes, I want to thank you so much for looking out for me that I will now return the favor!
If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 7 minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 p.m. (PDT) this afternoon. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician.

PEOPLE...PLEASE STOP WITH ALL OF THOSE CHAIN EMAIL ALREADY! I HATE THEM TOO!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

A few questions...

Q. WHY do they want to take God off of our money?

Q. Why is it when you have to fast for a medical test, you have NEVER been so hungy in you life?

Q. WHY am I sending these questions out?


the rest later...

Happy Veterens Day!!!!!

I do not question the freedom I have...I am HAPPY for the men & women that are fighting for me so I/we can keep it.
So to that I will post this...
WHAT SENATOR JOHN GLENN SAID
Things that make you think a little:
There were 39 combat related killings in Iraq in January.In the fair city of Detroit there were 35 murders in themonth of January. That's just one American city, about as deadly as the entire war-torn country of Iraq.
When some claim that President Bush shouldn'thave started this war, state the following:
a. FDR led us into World War II.
b. Germany never attacked us ; Japan did.
From 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost ...an average of 112,500 per year.
c. Truman finished that war and started one in Korea. North Korea never attacked us.
From 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost .an average of 18,334 per year.
d John F. Kennedy started the Vietnam conflict in 1962.Vietnam never attacked us .
e. Johnson turned Vietnam into a quagmire.
From 1965-1975, 58,000 lives were lost ...an average of 5,800 per year.
f. Clinton went to war in Bosnia without UN or French consent. Bosnia never attacked us. He was offered Osama bin Laden's head on a platter three times by Sudan and did nothing. Osama has attacked us on multiple occasions.
g. In the years since terrorists attacked us , President Bush has liberated two countries, crushed the Taliban, crippledal-Qaida, put nuclear inspectors in Libya , Iran , and North Korea without firing a shot, and captured a terrorist who slaughtered 300,000 of his own people.
The Democrats are complainingabout how long the war is taking. But It took less time to take Iraq than it took Janet Reno to take the Branch Davidian compound. That was a 51-day operation.
We've been looking for evidence for chemical weapons in Iraq for less time than it took Hillary Clinton to find the Rose Law Firm billing records.
It took less time for the 3rd Infantry Division and the Marines to destroy the Medina Republican Guard than it took Ted Kennedy to call the police after his Oldsmobile sank at Chappaquiddick
It took less time to take Iraq than it took to count the votes in Florida !!!! Our Commander-In-Chief is doing his job! The Military morale is high! The biased media hopes we are too ignorant to realize the facts
But Wait . there's more!
JOHN GLENN (ON THE SENATE FLOOR)Mon, 26 Jan 2004 11:13
Some people still don't understand why military personnel do what they do for a living. This exchange between Senators John Glenn and Senator Howard Metzenbaumis worth reading. Not only is it a pretty impressive impromptu speech, but it's also a good example of one man's explanation of why men and women in the armed services do what they do for a living.
This IS a typical, though sad, example of what some who have never served think of the military.
Senator Metzenbaum (speaking to Senator Glenn): "How can you run for Senate when you've never held a real job?"
Senator Glenn (D-Ohio):"I served 23 years in the United States Marine Corps. I served through two wars. I flew 149 missions. My plane was hit by anti-aircraft fire on 12 different occasions. I was in the space program. It wasn't my checkbook, Howard; it was my life on the line. It was not a nine-to-five job, where I took time off to take the daily cash receipts to the bank."
"I ask you to go with me ... as I went the other day... to a veteran's hospital and look those men . With their mangled bodies .. in the eye, and tell THEM they didn't hold a job!
You go with me to the Space Program at NASA and go, as I have gone, to the widows and Orphans of Ed White, Gus Grissom and Roger Chaffee...and you look those kids in the eye and tell themthat their DADS didn't hold a job.
You go with me on Memorial Day and you stand in Arlington National Cemetery , where I have more friends buried than I'd like to remember, and you watch those waving flags. You stand there, and you think about this nation, and you tell ME that those people didn't have a job? What about you?"

For those who don't remember ..During W.W.II, Howard Metzenbaum was an attorney representing the Communist Party in the USA. Now he's a Senator! If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English thank a Veteran.

Lost youth-oops I mean LOST and YOUTH...

I was watching television last night and Lost was on. This show is so completely screwing me up! NOW, they are telling us about the back half of the plane that crashed…and didn’t they already check the island for other survivors in the beginning? I could swear that they did. Now Shannon died. Good Lord, I am now LOST form this show…hence the name. I think that is what they really mean by the shows title. “How LOST can we get the viewers?” Well, it has worked on me…and where the hell is Walt?
On to what I meant to write in the first place…commercial for xbox 360. Has anyone seen it yet? It made me think of things I miss now that I am older, but then I also got to thinking of things I love about being a grown up…
I miss from childhood…
-water balloons (see xbox 360 commercial)
-hide and go seek
-marco polo
-playing glow-in-the-dark Frisbee at night
-birthdays-I still love them but they were more fun when I was younger
Things I dig about being an adult…
-SHOES! All shoes, I am a sucker for ALL shoes
-sex
-no bedtime-I can stay up all night if I want
-driving…

More of these later…I have to get the little one ready and get to work…

Are you an elephant or an ass?

As for the question above...I am a sitting duck like the rest of the middle class Americans...
Now that it is election day, there is so much "shit" being slung around up here . I am not a firm believer in either party anymore since they both lie so damn much...but I am big on posting their faults...This is interesting. Thanks for the email Dad.
Franklin Roosevelt, a Democrat, introduced the Social Security (FICA) Program. He promised:
1.) That participation in the Program would be completely voluntary,
2.) That the participants would only have to pay 1% of the first $1,400 of their annual incomes into the Program,
3.) That the money the participants elected to put into the Program would be deductible from their income for tax purposes each year,
4.) That the money the participants put into the independent "Trust Fund" rather than into the General operating fund, and therefore, would only be used to fund the Social Security Retirement Program, and no other Government program, and,
5.) That the annuity payments to the retirees would never be taxed as income.Since many of us have paid into FICAfor years and are now receiving a Social Security check every month -- and then finding that we are getting taxed on 85% of the money we paid to the Federal government to "put away," you may be interested in the following:--------------------
Q: Which Political Party took Social Security from the independent "Trust" fund and put it into the General fund so that Congress could spend it?
A: It was Lyndon Johnson and the democratically controlled House and Senate.--------------------
Q: Which Political Party eliminated the income tax deduction for Social Security (FICA) withholding?
A: The Democratic Party.--------------------
Q: Which Political Party started taxing Social Security annuities?A: The Democratic Party, with Al Gore casting the "tie-breaking" deciding vote as President of the Senate, while he was Vice President of the U.S.-------
Q: Which Political Party decided to start giving annuity payments to immigrants? AND MY FAVORITE:
A: That's right! Jimmy Carter and the Democratic Party. Immigrants moved into this country, and at age 65, began to receive Social Security payments! The Democratic Party gave these payments to them, even though they never paid a dime into it!-------------------
Then, after doing all this lying and thieving and violation of the original contract (FICA), the Democrats turn around and tell you that the Republicans want to take your Social Security away!And the worst part about it is, uninformed citizens believe it! If enough people receive this, maybe a seed of awareness will be planted and maybe good changes will evolve. Maybe not, some Democrats are awfully sure of what isn't so. But it's worth a try. How many people can YOU send this to? Actions speak louder than bumper stickers. Please forward this E-mail to others so that they can be informed of the truth.

Bloody Mondays...

EVERY Monday I bitch about something or other...and because of Scotty Gee not today. Today I will just keep it to myself and be a bit of a blog whore and comment to all of my favorite blogger friends... Oh and now I am gonna tell you a little story that I told my blog friend. So, this girl, I am sure you all know her…she asked a question about most embarrassing moments and I couldn’t help but tell my story. So now for some weird reason…I am going to share it with you all…

AND DAD...TRUST ME…YOU DO NOT REALLY WANT TO READ ANYMORE OF THIS STORY…AND IF YOU DO…I will tell you now in case you ask…yes, it was the guy you called the “little bow legged mother fucker” to mom…

Well, my boyfriend and I went to see his dad who was staying in Gainesville, FL with a good friend of his…they went out for something and his house was really neat. He had one wall that was a BIG mirror with a really cool frame. The boyfriend and I were sitting there in front of the mirror and he thought it would be cool if he could watch me give him a blowjob…so I did and it was funny to watch and he had the bright idea to go in the bathroom and get it on real quick…so AGAIN I agreed to this and he had me bent over the toilet in A STRANGERS house and don’t you know the guy comes home and STRAIGHT FOR THE BATHROOM!!!!!!!!!! I was NEVER more embarrassed in my whole life. The guy opens the door and sees us and says, “Oh, excuse me…” real uncomfortable like and closes the door. I looked at boyfriend who was laughing and said “GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!!!” Boyfriend says “Be cool, its alright.” I was shaking and ends up we had to have dinner with the whole family. I could only look at my food all night. I kept thinking this man would always remember me getting hammered “doggie style” over his toilet. So we were leaving and everyone was saying goodbye and the guy ruffled the top of my head and said, “It’s okay.” And gave me a hug. Now I thought that everyone at the table knew of my disaster and a few years later we (the boyfriend and I) were in Sarasota, FL at his dads place and his dad mentions this guys name…boyfriend says to me, (insert laughter) “I bet he remembers you!” I said (insert shock) “SHUT UP!” Father says, “What, do you not like him, he is a really good guy.” Boyfriend says, “Dad, didn’t he tell you what happened when we were in Gainesville last time?” I again say, “SHUT UP!” Dad says, “NO, tell me what happened.” So boyfriend tells WHOLE damn story and makes it look like I WAS THE ONE WHO STARTED IT ALL! So it was a LONG-standing joke between us and still is…who was the one who actually initiated the blowjob…
So there is mine…I think I win…HA HA HA HA

I can’t believe I posted that…if CR knew…he’d be proud. He was a player. He and I always had fun together. I learned A LOT about life from him. Plus, he was ALWAYS GOOD for a booty call! I wish he was around now to help me with my frustrated-ness.

Here are some funnies for today

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?" The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class,"And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said,"I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'"

A little girl goes to the barbershop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake the barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."

Tired, tired, tired...and a bit selfish latley.

I will get back to my post from the other day...tomorrow. This is all I have for today before I am off to do some more "Mommy" things...
But let me just say that I SO miss having a man in my life. So he could help me find out who the hell I am again. Not just Max's mom. Does that sound selfish? Shallow? Needy? Yes, it is needy...I am needy for a man, again. I am not up for the single scene though. Everyone is married around here and I have no way to meet any. But I am so busy trying to live and keep all of the crap that I am juggling in place.
I want someone to tell me everything is alright. That I will get over this stage, is is just a normal process of life. Someone that I can take off the game face for. Someone who knows me AND REMEMBERS WHO THE HELL I AM!!!!! It's not like I am a freak or anything...I am a freak in a good way. I am funny. I am smart. I am not to bad to look at either...at least I don't think I am! photo is posted on flickr account...Oh I am done bitching! Maybe I should start drinking. If I was drunk, maybe I would forget that I shouldn't be feeling sorry for myself. I know I don't need a man in my life...I just think...oh forget it. I AM CRAZY and selfish.

Too many things...

I miss who I used to be and I can't find that person anymore. The person I was before my daughter. But then again, I am not so sure I liked that person much. More on this later...I have to get for work.

As the candy disapears...

This was last night...as the sugar high was wearing off...

More on this later...