Some things I've learned...

First thing personally that I have learned is that half of the time I feel like a fish out of water. Flopping around just trying to find out where the hell the water is! (I bet I look like one when I dance! I think I look good though...)
Then...
There are these...how true. Happy Friday! I MISS MY SISTER! = (

I’ve learned you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I’ve learned that no matter how much I care some people are just assholes.

I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust-yet it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I’ve learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes…then you’d better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others-they are more screwed up than you think.

I’ve learned that you can keep vomiting LONG after you think you have finished.

I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do…unless we are celebrities.

I’ve learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be A LOT of money to take its place!

I’ve learned that 99% of the time when something isn’t working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I’ve learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away…

***UPDATE***

okay, stay with me people... Mr. Judd is the Polk County Sheriff...the last sentence is the MOST important! Yahoo News~

LAKELAND, Fla. - A man suspected of shooting a Polk County sheriff's deputy to death was killed Friday, officials said.
Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said SWAT team members shot the man numerous times after finding him in thick brush, a day after Deputy Vernon Matthew Williams and his dog were killed in a burst of gunfire. The suspect refused to show both of his hands when officers commanded him to, Judd said.
The suspect appeared to have the .45-caliber weapon that belonged to Williams, Judd said. He still did not know the man's name.
Judd said he saw the man's body in the brush and matched it to the photo of the suspect that had been released Thursday.

"I trust God to be the judge and jury better than anyone on earth," Judd said.

AMEN!!!

Funny Thursday...but sad too...

What is up with the Psycho bastard in Colorado? God Bless all of the families there…DID I MENTION THAT MY SISTER IS A TEARCHER? ALSO, THE GUY I LIKE? I know he only took kids, but one never knows…

More later...
okay, its later...
I. LOVE. TO. READ. It takes me away from reality. So LOOK at this list on Yahoo's Buzz index!!!

(***just incase link ever closes, I am posting list here!!!***)
1. "Harry Potter"(Series) (J.K. Rowling)
2. "To Kill a Mockingbird" (Harper Lee)
3. "The Coloe Purple" (Alice Walker)
4. "The Outsiders" (S.E. Hinton)
5. "Lord of the Flies" (William Golding)
6. "Of Mice and Men" (John Steinbeck)
7. "Goosebumps" (Series) (R.L. Stine)
8. "How to Eat Ffied Worms" (Thomas Rockwell)
9. "The Catcher in thr Rye" (J.D. Salinger)
10. "The Adventures of HuckleberryFinn" (Mark Twain)
11. "The Giver" (Lois Lowry)
12. "Brave New World" (Aldous Huxley) ~HEY ASHLEY!!!
13. "The ADventures of Tom Sawyer" (Mark Twain)
14. " Captain Underpants" (Dav Pilkey)
15. "The Anarchist Cookbook" (William Powell)
16. "Carrie" (Stephen King)
17. "Flowers for Algernon" (Daniel Keyes)
18. "The Dead Zone" (Stephen King)
19. "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings" (Maya Angelou)
20."Go Ask Alice" (anonymous)
21. "American Psycho" (Bret Easton Ellis)
22. "The Chocolate War" (Robert Cormier)
23. "James and the Giant Peach" (Roald Dahl)
24. "The Pigman" (Paul Zindel)
25. "A Wrinkle in Time" (Madeleine L'Engle)

Okay, American Psycho...crazy ass SCARY book!!! Once you get into it, VERY detailed...AND HE (Patrick) KILLED A DOG...I had to put it down for a while then. Wild to see it on that list! I have read a few other classics on there but now I am going to hit the library for a few more.

Speaking of MUST READS...This is a place I found that cracks me up. THIS entry KILLS me!

Oh Boy!

Another magnet for the refrigerator…so I can keep telling MYSELF that…
1. This is all that this relationship that I am in right now is about and…
2. My little one will know that pretty much ALL boys just want a piece of the action…RIGHT GUYS????? CAN ANYONE PROVE ME WRONG?

I will be better when…whatever happens…HAPPENS…I am just getting ready to hit the deck running…

words...

See, I set myself up for this…
Why did I decide to go out shooting in the first place???
SOMEONE said it would be fun…
I HATE HAVING FEELINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So besides that, my family can’t stand me now. I’m a bitch. Make that a selfish bitch. I guess I never used to be, and now I am. I KNOW DAMN GOOD AND WELL WHY I YELL AT MOM…but why my sister had to be so nasty to me, I still am not sure why and I am not calling her back to apologize for something I didn’t do wrong. I didn’t call her up and get snotty with her on the phone…sure, I have been busy lately and not called but she has done that to me MANY a night-told me she would call back and didn’t! I UNDERSTAND!!!! So when you call me and get nasty to me right off and tell me I only call when I want something is total bullshit big sister and you know it-I did that night though-you were right…but that was NOT the only reason I called-did you forget I called the night before and left a message??? NOOOOO, you were not home-I UNDERSTAND!!!!! I don’t get you sometimes. You will hold this anger until I call you and say I am sorry…not this time. Well, if I die maybe you will feel bad-did you ever think of that??? Yeah yeah and I am a dirty slut, I know…SO SUE ME FOR LIKING SEX!!! Nothing wrong with that!

ALMOST, but I didn't...

Okay, so I have been silly busy with new boyfriend, (or whatever you want to call him!)daughter with school and my mom…(MOM IS OKAY!!! Come to find out-not even her heart, just a muscle…might now have shingles though…eekkk!) SO back to point…have been having nagging feeling in my head…WHY THE HELL IS TODAY SO DAMN IMPORTANT????? September 21st…why am I supposed to remember??? Meet and greet with daughters teachers is tonight. That just must be it…THEN I REMEMBERED!!!! You see, someone (ME) has not been watching her TV like she should…ITS GREY’S ANATOMY TONIGHT! IT’S GREY’S ANATOMY TONIGHT!! IT’S GREY’S ANATOMY TONIGHT!!! How in the hell could I forget that??? So this will be my evening…

Home @ 5:00 Take daughter to McDonalds…(Please Lord don’t let the McNuggets kill her…)
Going to meet the teachers @ 5:45…
HOME BY SEVEN O’CLOCK!!!!!
Toss kid in shower- (done @ 7:20)
Jump in right behind her- (I will be done by 8:00)
Read daughter Harry Potter from Library until bedtime @ 8:30 OR do homework.
Then, turn off my phones and PARK. MY. ASS. IN. FRONT. OF. T.V. FOR. MY. SHOW!!!!!
YEAAAHHHHHH!!!!! I L-O-V-E GREY’S ANATOMY!!!!!
Life is back to normal…even if it is not on Sunday nights…Izzy better not leave…= (

And P.S. How about Tiger Woods…Standing up for his wife…YOU GO TIGER! Here is a salute from me to you wishing all guys were like that!!!!!
***DISCLAIMER***
Maybe they are-just never for me...=)

Woods rips Irish mag for story on wife
By DOUG FERGUSON, AP Golf Writer
Tiger Woods was outraged Wednesday at an Irish magazine and a tabloid that linked photos of his wife to various pornography sites, and his agent was studying the merits of a lawsuit.
"I know the media can be a little bit difficult at times, but when you ... it's hard to be very diplomatic about this when you have so much emotion involved, when my wife is involved in this," Woods said. "As I said, I don't want that to deter from the beauty of this event."
Woods said making public his feelings was a matter of sticking up for his wife."You do things for the people you love and you care about," Woods said. "My father got ridiculed for years, and I always felt for my father and my mother the same way. My wife, we're in it together. We're a team, and we do things as a team. And I care about her with all my heart."

Welcome to my Nightmare...

My mom has had what might have been a small heart attack...or the beginning of heart problems. she is only 63 and just started flying again...ugh. Nothing more to say about that I guess.




Funny how true this is…my favorite color IS yellow. A girl I used to work with whom I did not like much asked me what my favorite color was one day and I said yellow and she looked me right in the eye and said, “You’re favorite color is the color of urine?” Needless to say I was pissed and liked her even LESS that day. But since yellow IS my favorite color-nothing bothers me long because I AM A FUCKING HAPPY PERSON DAMNIT! I MAKE EVERYONE LAUGH!!! IT IS MY THING!!!!! Well, my momma's heart might not be okay and I feel really shitty. I wanted to be the first to go...(sort of...)

Your Blog Should Be Yellow

You're a cheerful, upbeat blogger who tends to make everyone laugh. You are a great storyteller, and the first to post the latest funny link.You're also friendly and welcoming to everyone who comments on your blog.

What Color Should Your Blog or Journal Be?

I wanna be Don~(see bottom joke)

Any one know Limp Bizkit??? They sing a song called Break Stuff...I used to BLARE it in my car on bad days driving home from work singing it at the top of my lungs and I would feel so much better...but I had a 45 minute drive then... I am 5 minutes away now, and I do not even own that cd anymore...

Its just one of those days When you don't wanna wake up Everything is f***d Everybody sucks You don't really know why But want justify Rippin' someones head off No human contact And if you interact Your life is on contract Your best bet is to stay away mother

f****r It's just one of those days!!

So here is something funny~it IS Thursday...

I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-outline pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, "So which six items would you like to buy?" Wouldn't it be great if that happened more often?!!!

Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderlyneighbor and his wife were told there would be a 45-minute wait for atable. "Young man, we're both 90 years old," the husband said. "We may nothave 45 minutes." They were seated immediately.

The reason congressmen try so hard to get re-elected is that they wouldhate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.

All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down theaisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed herfather and placed something in his hand. The guests in the front pewsresponded with ripples of laughter. Even the priest smiled broadly. Asher father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relaxand get used to the idea.

Three friends from the local congregation were asked "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say? " Artie said: "I would like them to say I wasa wonderful husband, a Fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."Eugene commented: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher andservant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives." Don said:"I'd like them to say, "Look, he's moving!"

I have a Confession...

I am an email pack-rat...I save emails. Some because I like, some so I won't lose the address of who sent it and last but NOT least...Some so I can use against someone at a later date. =) ha ha

So I am not sure if I have posted this before, but I need this today...BECAUSE IT IS ON AGAIN WITH THE CHEMISTRY TEACHER!!!!! => God help me.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity. * **People who know mw know I have already tried some of these things...they are pretty fun!***

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. Its Called therapy.

Something funny for a somber day...

Thanks for the joke Dad...and also a eeewwwww...
Are you thawed out yet??? hahaha (N~ told me they didn't freeze you and I will not let them do it for Christman either! =< )
I think I saw this cat a few times in Palm Beach also...



Oh how funny is this too...I thought is was going to be nice...



Happy Monday Blogosphere...

Truth Hurts???

Clinton officials protest 9/11 TV series

Can you believe this shit???DON'T LET ANYONE SLAM THE DEMOCRATS...I hate it when they pull this shit...shut the hell up!!! Freedom of speech! Where is everyone now? Rev. Jackson? No, we GOOD WELL BEHAVED Republicans do the right thing...we don't go cry and grab the ACLU...UGH...

I sent this article to my dad and this is what he had to say…
“Bunch of thin-skinned weenies who can dish it out but can't take it. What they are REALLY crying about is that it is so close to election time...”

Yep, I agree. Now I am ALL for a woman president, just not her. Please Lord…ANYONE but her…

Article from Yahoo News…
By DEEPTI HAJELA, Associated Press Writer
NEW YORK - A "terribly wrong" miniseries about events leading to the Sept. 11 attacks blame
President' Clintons policies, former Clinton administration officials said in letters demanding that ABC correct it or not air it.

Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, former National Security Adviser Sandy Berger, Clinton Foundation head Bruce Lindsey and Clinton adviser Douglas Band wrote in the past week to Robert Iger, CEO of ABC's parent The Walt Disney Co., to express concern over "The Path to 9/11."
The two-part miniseries, scheduled to be broadcast on Sunday and Monday, is drawn from interviews and documents including the report of the Sept. 11 commission. ABC has described it as a "dramatization" as opposed to a documentary.
"For dramatic and narrative purposes, the movie contains fictionalized scenes, composite and representative characters and dialogue, and time compression," ABC said in its statement. "We hope viewers will watch the entire broadcast of the finished film before forming an opinion about it."
The letter writers said the miniseries contained factual errors, and that their requests to see it had gone unanswered.
"By ABC's own standard, ABC has gotten it terribly wrong," Lindsey and Band said in their letter.
"The content of this drama is factually and incontrovertibly inaccurate and ABC has a duty to fully correct all errors or pull the drama entirely. It is unconscionable to mislead the American public about one of the most horrendous tragedies our country has ever known."
The letters pointed out examples of scenes they had been told were in the miniseries, but which they said never happened. Albright objected to a scene that she was told showed her insisting on warning the Pakistani government before an airstrike on

Afghanistan, and that she was the one who made the warning.
"The scene as explained to me is false and defamatory," she said.
Berger objected to a scene that he was told showed him refusing to authorize an attack on


Osama bin Laden despite the request from

CIA officials. "The fabrication of this scene (of such apparent magnitude) cannot be justified under any reasonable definition of dramatic license," he wrote.
Lindsey and Band objected to advertisements for the miniseries, which they said suggested that Clinton wasn't paying enough attention to the threat of terrorism.
"While ABC is promoting "The Path to 9/11" as a dramatization of historical fact, in truth it is a fictitious rewriting of history that will be misinterpreted by millions of Americans," they said. "Given your stated obligation to 'get it right,' we urge you to do so by not airing this drama until the egregious factual errors are corrected, an endeavor we could easily assist you with given the opportunity to view the film."The five-hour miniseries is set to run without commercial interruption. Director David Cunningham said it was a massive undertaking, with close to 250 speaking parts, more than 300 sets, and a budget of $40 million. Cunningham has said he shot 550 hours of film. The cast includes Harvey Keitel, Patricia Heaton and Donnie Wahlberg.

Still debating the last one...

"Paris Hilton was arrested in Hollywood early on Thursday on suspicion of drunk driving, Los Angeles police said..." (story stolen from Yahoo News from Reuters)
And you know I AM JUST S-H-O-C-K-E-D…

it was only a matter if time. I am just waiting to hear that her and Nicole Ritchie are refunders…
I would hate to live in the public eye…people would have a field day with me…

"Police pulled the hotel heiress over and tested her for intoxication after seeing her drive erratically, Los Angeles police officer Robert Andreno told Reuters.
"She was arrested so, yes, she failed the sobriety test," Andreno said.
Los Angeles police spokeswoman Marjan Mobasser said Hilton was stopped by traffic officers in the Hollywood area at about 1:20 a.m.

The 25-year-old heiress to the Hilton hotel and real estate dynasty has achieved celebrity through saturation media coverage of her hard-partying lifestyle and a growing number of television appearances.
She is best known for her hit reality show "The Simple Life" and for a sex video that showed up on the Internet.
Earlier this year a judge ordered Hilton to stay away from a Los Angeles party planner who accused her of bombarding him with angry phone calls, shoving him and threatening his life. "

First day of school...SHE MISSED THE BUS!!! Is that a sign of things to come? I say NO! Oh please Lord no. The bus schedule was wrong and I had to drive her in. That was okay...then I ran and and crossing guard lady says "Don't run!" my clumsy clog wearing ass slips and almost falls down...I know I would have been fine if she wouldn't have said that! Murphy is my monkey...small child had no homework-BUT I DID! I forgot about all of the papers one has to fill out. **Note to self** ask my teacher sister WHERE THE HELL THEY PUT ALL OF THESES DAMN PAPERS!!!!! I think it is for records. Ugh.
I was SUPER pissed the other night because of the chemistry teacher...MC (mostly MY fault) so I went out for a power walk/run...IN ALL BLACK. I is reallllly dark after 9:00 here and not too many street lights and my hoodie was black and I could have been a mugger! I am suprised I didn't get hit by a car or if the cops were out-why they didn't ask me what the hell I was up to....but ANYWAY when I used to come home after these power walks/runs I would always see Miss A...the neighbors daughter...she moved away now to college with her boooyfriend...Mr. J...I miss seeing Miss A. after these walks because we would always laugh about everything and nothing and that is how I got to really know the neighbors...

One less thing...

Oh boy. The refrigerator magnet people have made it extra special easy for me now to explain to my daughter how to snag a man! ALL I have to do is slap this on the fridge so she can see and read it everyday. After reading it day after day - one day, BOOM! She will just know.
Sex Ed…CHECK-

***I AM JOKING***

Now, I am SOOOOO good with imaginary boyfriends-it is INSANE! They ALL want me...oops, sorry, I'm back.

Like always, in my brain, I just lost it for a minute or two...Nobody gets me except me! Truth, I am done with the chemistry teacher…too many issues. He is JUST NOW split up with his wife. I mean she just moved out in August. The marriage was over long before that apparently but I am not going to be in the beginning of that poor mans nightmare. I sure will be here if he needs me as a friend to talk to, but NOT as a girlfriend. Plus, he just wanted a piece of ass anyway I believe but couldn’t come right out and say it. Things would have been MUCH different if he had. I mean a booty call is a booty call if you can disconnect the two in your mind and at this point in my life, I bet I could. But, now that I have had a taste of the fruit of dating, I want to do more of it. I have no idea how-or when (especially with my track record) but with a MILLION thanks to my neighbor; I think maybe I just might. Maybe a few thanks to the chemistry teacher also.