I wanna be Don~(see bottom joke)
Any one know Limp Bizkit??? They sing a song called Break Stuff...I used to BLARE it in my car on bad days driving home from work singing it at the top of my lungs and I would feel so much better...but I had a 45 minute drive then... I am 5 minutes away now, and I do not even own that cd anymore...
So here is something funny~it IS Thursday...
I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-outline pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, "So which six items would you like to buy?" Wouldn't it be great if that happened more often?!!!
Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderlyneighbor and his wife were told there would be a 45-minute wait for atable. "Young man, we're both 90 years old," the husband said. "We may nothave 45 minutes." They were seated immediately.
The reason congressmen try so hard to get re-elected is that they wouldhate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.
All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down theaisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed herfather and placed something in his hand. The guests in the front pewsresponded with ripples of laughter. Even the priest smiled broadly. Asher father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relaxand get used to the idea.
Three friends from the local congregation were asked "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say? " Artie said: "I would like them to say I wasa wonderful husband, a Fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."Eugene commented: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher andservant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives." Don said:"I'd like them to say, "Look, he's moving!"
Its just one of those days When you don't wanna wake up Everything is f***d Everybody sucks You don't really know why But want justify Rippin' someones head off No human contact And if you interact Your life is on contract Your best bet is to stay away mother
f****r It's just one of those days!!
So here is something funny~it IS Thursday...
I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-outline pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, "So which six items would you like to buy?" Wouldn't it be great if that happened more often?!!!
Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderlyneighbor and his wife were told there would be a 45-minute wait for atable. "Young man, we're both 90 years old," the husband said. "We may nothave 45 minutes." They were seated immediately.
The reason congressmen try so hard to get re-elected is that they wouldhate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.
All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down theaisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed herfather and placed something in his hand. The guests in the front pewsresponded with ripples of laughter. Even the priest smiled broadly. Asher father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relaxand get used to the idea.
Three friends from the local congregation were asked "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say? " Artie said: "I would like them to say I wasa wonderful husband, a Fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."Eugene commented: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher andservant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives." Don said:"I'd like them to say, "Look, he's moving!"
posted by worry woman at Thursday, September 14, 2006
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