I am no good at this...ANY of it...

Holding Onto Me...

"It's alright yeah I'll be fine

don't worry 'bout this heart of mine

just leave the pieces when you go..."

another zinger this morning...

"Spears upbeat after filing for divorce"

Britney & Kevin. Can you believe it? Never thought it would happen...RIGHT!
You know...I don't know how much more I can take! Brit & K-Fed split, and now the country is SUPPOSED TO work together in a bipartisan way...
Because the Democrats have the floor again...
Ugh...
Don't know what to really think of that...
Another Yeah RIGHT is in order I do believe...

There goes another one ladies.

So there you have it folks...It is so so so true what mom says...ALL THE GOOD MEN ARE GAY OR MARRIED!!!!! Crap, these days, they are taken by other men damnit. NNNOOOOOOOO , NOT DOOGIE! = ( LOOK AT THAT FACE!!!!! Oh well. there go all of my childhood fantasies about Doogie & I...(at least he is happy right? SEE how selfish I am??? Jeeze!)


Neil Patrick Harris is gay and wants to quell any rumors to the contrary. "(I) am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest," Harris tells People magazine's Web site.
The 33-year-old actor said he was motivated to disclose his sexuality because of recent "speculation and interest in my private life and relationships."Harris stars on the CBS comedy "How I Met Your Mother." He started on TV as a teen, playing the namesake doctor on the series "Doogie Howser, M.D."

Here it is for all you boys out there who have done us girls wrong...

AND YOU ALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE...SOMEDAY...I HOPE THEY READ THIS...


To the rest of you, sorry.

Alanis Morrisette just always says it best...

"you'll rescue me right? in the exact same way they never did..
I'll be happy right? when your healing powers kick in
you'll complete me right? then my life can finally begin
I'll be worthy right? only when you realize the gem I am?
but this won't work now the way it once did
and I won't keep it up even though I would love to
once I know who I'm not then I'll know who I am
but I know I won't keep on playing the victim
these precious illusions in my head did not let me down
when I was defenseless
and parting with them is like parting with invisible best friends
this ring will help me yet as will you knight in shining armor
this pill will help me yet as will these boys gone through like water
but this won't work as well as the way it once did
cuz I want to decide between survival and bliss
and though I know who I'm not I still don't know who I am
but I know I won't keep on playing the victim
these precious illusions in my head did not let me down when I was a kid
and parting with them is like parting with a childhood best friend
I've spent so long firmly looking outside me
I've spent so much time living in survival mode
but this won't work now the way it once did
cuz I want to decide between survival and bliss
though I know who I'm not I still don't know who I am
but I know I won't keep on playing the victim
these precious illusions in my head did not let me down
when I was defenseless
and parting with them is like parting with invisible best friends"

SSSHHHHH~guess what I have been doing

Whats in a name…I mean really? We have a guy here with the last name Holmes and I laugh about it to myself because of the porn star guy everyone always used to talk about with the huge dick…ANYWAY, my question is why can I not play in the boys club? I always used to be able to! Okay, let me elaborate…at work two guys were going to lunch and one said okay I will be there after I clear out all of these emails about these penis enlargers and viagra supplements…we will go! SO…Me being me, I say, damn, I never get any of those! Ha ha ha. I then get the three headed, seventeen eyed, green monster look from these two guys who immediately stop laughing. I guess we can blame Clarence Thomas for that…

This is the next new HOT HOT HOT place where I am finding my next boyfriend!!! =)

Then there is this…
Ga. mother seeks Harry Potter ban
A suburban county that sparked a public outcry when its libraries temporarily eliminated funding for Spanish-language fiction is now being asked to ban Harry Potter books from its schools.
Laura Mallory, a mother of four, told a hearing officer for the Gwinnett County Board of Education on Tuesday that the popular fiction series is an "evil" attempt to indoctrinate children in the Wicca religion.
Board of Education attorney Victoria Sweeny said that if schools were to remove all books containing reference to witches, they would have to ban "Macbeth" and "Cinderella."
"There's a mountain of evidence for keeping Harry Potter," she said, adding that the books don't support any particular religion but present instead universal themes of friendship and overcoming adversity.

CAN YOU GIVE ME A BREAK ALREADY???GO FUCKING HOME AND RAISE YOUR DAMN 4 KIDS MRS MALLORY!
My sister & her husband do not allow their sons to read it for the same reasons that this woman & her husband are speaking of…which I think is TOTAL BULLSHIT…but everyone has their opinion…my opinion is don’t take it out of the schools you dumb ass! YOU ARE NOT EVERY PARENT!!!!! Reading gets kids away from the TV! Apparently where YOUR kids are while you are waging this stupid ass war for nothing-or with a nanny!!! If you care so much, stay at home with your kids! Reading is opening kids minds again and having them used their imagination and away from the TV and computer…so shut the fuck up…(thanks to my co worker for that quote!)

Gotta go and pay a girl Dr. to feel me up now…who hoo! Then check out my plumbing…how icky…

Some things I've learned...

First thing personally that I have learned is that half of the time I feel like a fish out of water. Flopping around just trying to find out where the hell the water is! (I bet I look like one when I dance! I think I look good though...)
Then...
There are these...how true. Happy Friday! I MISS MY SISTER! = (

I’ve learned you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I’ve learned that no matter how much I care some people are just assholes.

I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust-yet it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I’ve learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes…then you’d better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others-they are more screwed up than you think.

I’ve learned that you can keep vomiting LONG after you think you have finished.

I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do…unless we are celebrities.

I’ve learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be A LOT of money to take its place!

I’ve learned that 99% of the time when something isn’t working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I’ve learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away…

***UPDATE***

okay, stay with me people... Mr. Judd is the Polk County Sheriff...the last sentence is the MOST important! Yahoo News~

LAKELAND, Fla. - A man suspected of shooting a Polk County sheriff's deputy to death was killed Friday, officials said.
Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said SWAT team members shot the man numerous times after finding him in thick brush, a day after Deputy Vernon Matthew Williams and his dog were killed in a burst of gunfire. The suspect refused to show both of his hands when officers commanded him to, Judd said.
The suspect appeared to have the .45-caliber weapon that belonged to Williams, Judd said. He still did not know the man's name.
Judd said he saw the man's body in the brush and matched it to the photo of the suspect that had been released Thursday.

"I trust God to be the judge and jury better than anyone on earth," Judd said.

AMEN!!!

Funny Thursday...but sad too...

What is up with the Psycho bastard in Colorado? God Bless all of the families there…DID I MENTION THAT MY SISTER IS A TEARCHER? ALSO, THE GUY I LIKE? I know he only took kids, but one never knows…

More later...
okay, its later...
I. LOVE. TO. READ. It takes me away from reality. So LOOK at this list on Yahoo's Buzz index!!!

(***just incase link ever closes, I am posting list here!!!***)
1. "Harry Potter"(Series) (J.K. Rowling)
2. "To Kill a Mockingbird" (Harper Lee)
3. "The Coloe Purple" (Alice Walker)
4. "The Outsiders" (S.E. Hinton)
5. "Lord of the Flies" (William Golding)
6. "Of Mice and Men" (John Steinbeck)
7. "Goosebumps" (Series) (R.L. Stine)
8. "How to Eat Ffied Worms" (Thomas Rockwell)
9. "The Catcher in thr Rye" (J.D. Salinger)
10. "The Adventures of HuckleberryFinn" (Mark Twain)
11. "The Giver" (Lois Lowry)
12. "Brave New World" (Aldous Huxley) ~HEY ASHLEY!!!
13. "The ADventures of Tom Sawyer" (Mark Twain)
14. " Captain Underpants" (Dav Pilkey)
15. "The Anarchist Cookbook" (William Powell)
16. "Carrie" (Stephen King)
17. "Flowers for Algernon" (Daniel Keyes)
18. "The Dead Zone" (Stephen King)
19. "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings" (Maya Angelou)
20."Go Ask Alice" (anonymous)
21. "American Psycho" (Bret Easton Ellis)
22. "The Chocolate War" (Robert Cormier)
23. "James and the Giant Peach" (Roald Dahl)
24. "The Pigman" (Paul Zindel)
25. "A Wrinkle in Time" (Madeleine L'Engle)

Okay, American Psycho...crazy ass SCARY book!!! Once you get into it, VERY detailed...AND HE (Patrick) KILLED A DOG...I had to put it down for a while then. Wild to see it on that list! I have read a few other classics on there but now I am going to hit the library for a few more.

Speaking of MUST READS...This is a place I found that cracks me up. THIS entry KILLS me!

Oh Boy!

Another magnet for the refrigerator…so I can keep telling MYSELF that…
1. This is all that this relationship that I am in right now is about and…
2. My little one will know that pretty much ALL boys just want a piece of the action…RIGHT GUYS????? CAN ANYONE PROVE ME WRONG?

I will be better when…whatever happens…HAPPENS…I am just getting ready to hit the deck running…

words...

See, I set myself up for this…
Why did I decide to go out shooting in the first place???
SOMEONE said it would be fun…
I HATE HAVING FEELINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So besides that, my family can’t stand me now. I’m a bitch. Make that a selfish bitch. I guess I never used to be, and now I am. I KNOW DAMN GOOD AND WELL WHY I YELL AT MOM…but why my sister had to be so nasty to me, I still am not sure why and I am not calling her back to apologize for something I didn’t do wrong. I didn’t call her up and get snotty with her on the phone…sure, I have been busy lately and not called but she has done that to me MANY a night-told me she would call back and didn’t! I UNDERSTAND!!!! So when you call me and get nasty to me right off and tell me I only call when I want something is total bullshit big sister and you know it-I did that night though-you were right…but that was NOT the only reason I called-did you forget I called the night before and left a message??? NOOOOO, you were not home-I UNDERSTAND!!!!! I don’t get you sometimes. You will hold this anger until I call you and say I am sorry…not this time. Well, if I die maybe you will feel bad-did you ever think of that??? Yeah yeah and I am a dirty slut, I know…SO SUE ME FOR LIKING SEX!!! Nothing wrong with that!