Alanis Morrisette just always says it best...

"you'll rescue me right? in the exact same way they never did..
I'll be happy right? when your healing powers kick in
you'll complete me right? then my life can finally begin
I'll be worthy right? only when you realize the gem I am?
but this won't work now the way it once did
and I won't keep it up even though I would love to
once I know who I'm not then I'll know who I am
but I know I won't keep on playing the victim
these precious illusions in my head did not let me down
when I was defenseless
and parting with them is like parting with invisible best friends
this ring will help me yet as will you knight in shining armor
this pill will help me yet as will these boys gone through like water
but this won't work as well as the way it once did
cuz I want to decide between survival and bliss
and though I know who I'm not I still don't know who I am
but I know I won't keep on playing the victim
these precious illusions in my head did not let me down when I was a kid
and parting with them is like parting with a childhood best friend
I've spent so long firmly looking outside me
I've spent so much time living in survival mode
but this won't work now the way it once did
cuz I want to decide between survival and bliss
though I know who I'm not I still don't know who I am
but I know I won't keep on playing the victim
these precious illusions in my head did not let me down
when I was defenseless
and parting with them is like parting with invisible best friends"

SSSHHHHH~guess what I have been doing

Whats in a name…I mean really? We have a guy here with the last name Holmes and I laugh about it to myself because of the porn star guy everyone always used to talk about with the huge dick…ANYWAY, my question is why can I not play in the boys club? I always used to be able to! Okay, let me elaborate…at work two guys were going to lunch and one said okay I will be there after I clear out all of these emails about these penis enlargers and viagra supplements…we will go! SO…Me being me, I say, damn, I never get any of those! Ha ha ha. I then get the three headed, seventeen eyed, green monster look from these two guys who immediately stop laughing. I guess we can blame Clarence Thomas for that…

This is the next new HOT HOT HOT place where I am finding my next boyfriend!!! =)

Then there is this…
Ga. mother seeks Harry Potter ban
A suburban county that sparked a public outcry when its libraries temporarily eliminated funding for Spanish-language fiction is now being asked to ban Harry Potter books from its schools.
Laura Mallory, a mother of four, told a hearing officer for the Gwinnett County Board of Education on Tuesday that the popular fiction series is an "evil" attempt to indoctrinate children in the Wicca religion.
Board of Education attorney Victoria Sweeny said that if schools were to remove all books containing reference to witches, they would have to ban "Macbeth" and "Cinderella."
"There's a mountain of evidence for keeping Harry Potter," she said, adding that the books don't support any particular religion but present instead universal themes of friendship and overcoming adversity.

CAN YOU GIVE ME A BREAK ALREADY???GO FUCKING HOME AND RAISE YOUR DAMN 4 KIDS MRS MALLORY!
My sister & her husband do not allow their sons to read it for the same reasons that this woman & her husband are speaking of…which I think is TOTAL BULLSHIT…but everyone has their opinion…my opinion is don’t take it out of the schools you dumb ass! YOU ARE NOT EVERY PARENT!!!!! Reading gets kids away from the TV! Apparently where YOUR kids are while you are waging this stupid ass war for nothing-or with a nanny!!! If you care so much, stay at home with your kids! Reading is opening kids minds again and having them used their imagination and away from the TV and computer…so shut the fuck up…(thanks to my co worker for that quote!)

Gotta go and pay a girl Dr. to feel me up now…who hoo! Then check out my plumbing…how icky…