Signs...funny Thursday.

REST ROOM SIGNS

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
Women's restroom Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia, VA.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. Men's Room Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC

At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ

Make love, not war…-Hell, do both, GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
Revolution Books New York, New York.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
Men's Restroom The House of Representatives Washington DC

Express Lane: Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals Dewey's, Pheonix, AZ.

You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA.

No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA.

And my favorite, and most realistic one…
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX

P.S. I have started keeping hand written journals again for the daughter. So if the house burns down she will have NOTHING! Why I am not putting it on here I will post about at a later date, but I won't be here as often is what I am getting at I guess...Just merely stating that to myself I suppose…