Sunday, April 23, 2006
About Me
- Name: worry woman
- Location: upstate-wyn, New York, United States
I am a single mother of a eight year-old girl [who is already telling me I don't understand what she is going through] who is my life, I am an animal lover, I have 2 dogs, I like to do anything outdoors, I love to read everything that comes across my fingers, I knit, I like to cook/bake, I like old movies, and good music, I am really good at wheel of fortune and so so at Jeopardy. I am pretty boring except for the occasional mishap that tends to be funny...but my family is usually hilarious I forgot who said these but this is how I try to live: "Love and laugh often-it makes life easier." Oh- and "All things are possible with God."
The Craziness Before This
- WTF IS THIS???
- Priceless...
- Alright then...here they are.
- Here is my joke for Tuesday...
- “Just when I thought I was out…they pull me back in…”
- How many times have I said this line? HOW many mor...
- How to treat a Woman:Wine her.Dine her.Call her.Ho...
- My Favorite Email Joke Of All Time...(so far-in blue)
- What's next I ask you...
- I don't care who you are-you have to laugh at this!!!
4 Comments:
that's freaking hilarious! we had a slew of those come out around easter on our preemie mom message board. love them.....
i could be vegetarian, too, though it's not for any bunny-hugging reasons, but that most of the time the taste of meat makes me gag. *sigh*
It is funny and terribly sad too!!! I am only recently a vegetarian…because of a book I read. (I will not share the name for fear of the damage it might unleash on you and others, but it was a great book!) I always used to say I could be a vegetarian if they made pork a vegetable! I have been called a “tree hugger” my whole life for liking animals, but I was never to extreme because I was a hypocrite-with the whole meat eating thing. But now that I am not eating meat, I am still an animal lover, but I will not go without my leather shoes…so I am still a hypocrite.
I am one of the sickos that had that as a signature picture on the message board that a very tired mommy speaks of. I find it friggin hysterical.
And you're not a hypocrite for wearing leather. You are really only weighing your odds...I mean who wants to wear pleather???
Awww, Thanks Nancy! It really is too funny isn’t it? I was cracking up when I got that from my dad.
To tell you how sick I am…
I have to weigh my odds when my daughter comes around the corner in the dark, to scare her or not to scare her…for MY ENJOYMENT only mind you! Because I know that I will be laughing JUST because I scared her! She might laugh later-but she will be in bed with me for a week or two because I scared her! Now am I mean or what? So you don’t have to ask yourself how come I know this scenario so well do you? =P
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