It is unseasonably warm here in Buffalo…BUT I AM NOT COMPLAINING! I just hate the mud that the dogs & kid track in the house and in the car! But it will wash. No snow what-so-ever. It looks like spring already. I didn’t even wear a coat today. But I do have on long underwear, a turtle neck, a sweater, a skirt with tights and my UGG boots. Because the higher ups here like it to be just above freezing at the office. Makes me crazy. I have a blanket under my desk that I cover up my lap with to stay warm too! They all make fun of me-but I am warm!
What is it about guys + dogs that = attractive? Has anyone done a study of that yet? There was a guy this morning I was on my way to work that was jogging with his 2 standard poodles…BIG poodles…one black, one white. The dogs were just as graceful as the male specimen was! It just made him even cuter with two girly dogs…I bet his wife/partner thinks so also, because I doubt that a single guy has standard poodles for himself. So with that said, here is my joke for Tuesday…(thanks Dad!)
Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny... not funny at all !!!
2. Yelling at me for barking…I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9.Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
Now lay off me on some of these things, We both know who's boss here!!!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you ???
What is it about guys + dogs that = attractive? Has anyone done a study of that yet? There was a guy this morning I was on my way to work that was jogging with his 2 standard poodles…BIG poodles…one black, one white. The dogs were just as graceful as the male specimen was! It just made him even cuter with two girly dogs…I bet his wife/partner thinks so also, because I doubt that a single guy has standard poodles for himself. So with that said, here is my joke for Tuesday…(thanks Dad!)
Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny... not funny at all !!!
2. Yelling at me for barking…I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9.Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
Now lay off me on some of these things, We both know who's boss here!!!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you ???
posted by worry woman at Tuesday, January 10, 2006
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