Nickel Is Back!!!!! Nickelback-get it? Nevermind...

I have to first send out a big "sorry and holy crap now what?" To all my friends in NYC and New Jersery today for this crazy mass transit strike. GOOD LUCK!

Well, I have a new favorite CD…not just 1 song, THE WHOLE DAMN THING! It has been Default’s “One Thing Remains” since October. As my favorite-always in the closest CD player, Nickelback has edged them out this Saturday! Nickelback’s “All The Right Reasons.” OH-MY-GOSH…you know how on Silver Side Up there was “Figured You Out” Here is a snip it from how damn sexy (to me) that song is…

"I like the freckles on your chest
And I like the way you like me best
And I like the way you're not impressed
While you put me to the test

I like the white stains on your dress

I like your pants around your feet

And I like the dirt that's on your knees

And I like the way you still say please

While you're looking up at me

You're like my favorite damn disease"

Maybe it is because I have freckles, I don’t know. I just LOVE THAT SONG! I can sing the whole thing in my head right now and BANG OUT THE DRUMS ON MY DESK! (But I will not!) I love Daniel Adair, the drummer. (I will post pic of band later) oooohhhhh his drumming is kick ass! He is another drummer that plays his drums SO HARD that I can feel it in my chest when I am driving my car, and it is only blaring a little bit-but I can still feel the drums! I have liked these guys since I first heard the song “Leader of Men.” But I didn’t find out it was them until later-but I bought “Silver Side up” because I heard on the radio “How You Remind Me” and fell in love with that song, then ran out and bought the CD. and fell in love with them. My boyfriend listened to slow Jimmy Buffet/easy listining/ some pop, and when I popped in Nickelback, HE WAS FREAKING! But he got used to it! “Woke Up This Morning” was my favorite from that CD. Now, to my NEW favorite Nickelback song, it is #4 on “All The Right Reasons.” Here are the words…

Animals

I, I’m driving black on black

Just got my license back

I got this feeling in my veins this train is coming off the track

I’ll ask polite if the devil needs a ride

Because the angel on my right ain’t hanging out with me tonight

I’m driving past your house while you were sneaking out I got the car door opened up so you can jump in on the run

Your mom don’t know that you were missing

She’d be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I’ve been kissing

Screamin’

No, we’re never gonna quit

Ain’t nothing wrong with it

Just acting like we’re animals

No, no matter where we go

‘Cause everybody knows

We’re just a couple of animals

So come on baby, get in

Get in, just get in

Check out the trouble we’re in

You’re beside me on the seat

Got your hand between my knees

And you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna squeeze

It’s hard to steer when you’re breathing in my ear

But I got both hands on the wheel while you got both hands on my gears

By now, no doubt that we were heading south

I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth

‘Cause this was it, like flicking on a switch

It felt so good I almost drove into the ditch

I’m screamin’

No, we’re never gonna quit

Ain’t nothing wrong with it

Just acting like we’re animals

No, no matter where we go

‘Cause everybody knows

We’re just a couple of animals

So come on baby, get in

Get in, just get in

Look at the trouble we’re in

We were parked out by the tracks

We’re sitting in the back

And we just started getting busy

When she whispered

“What was that?”

The wind, I think ‘cause no one else knows where we are

And that was when she started screamin’

“That’s my dad outside the car!”

Oh please, the keys, they’re not in the ignition

Must have wound up on the floor while we were switching our positions

I guess they knew that she was missing

As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissing

Screamin’

No, we’re never gonna quit

Ain’t nothing wrong with it

Just acting like we’re animals

No, no matter where we go

‘Cause everybody knows

We’re just a couple animals

So come on baby, get in

We’re just a couple of animals

Get in, just get in

Ain’t nothing wrong with it

Check out the trouble we’re in

Get in, just get in

Is this what I have to look forward to with my daughter? I am sure of it. But this is my favorite song so far on the CD! I listen to #4 first and then start back at #1. On the radio here they are over playing "Photograph" like they did with "Someday" from The Long Road. The whole damn CD is great! I run my ass of when I have it in-or actually, it has been too cold to run out, and I am awaiting Santa to bring me some YakTraxs form my sneakers-crap, for ALL OF MY SHOES! It is hard to run up here with all of the snow/ice on the road! So I just dance like a fool all around the house. I am making my daughter a little rocker-I am not sure if that is good or bad yet. I guess time will tell! Her favorite is still “Photograph.”

GO AND BUY IT PEOPLE!!! You WILL NOT be sorry! I promise!

Here is my daily funny...I really like this one! Yet should I be putting this joke on here TODAY of all days whilst I am putting up lyrics about fornication? I will go with a yes. Too cute of a joke to pass up today!

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.

At one house itseemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door Therefore, he took out a card and wrote:

"Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that hiscard had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message:

"Genesis3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."

Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."