Another Day, Somemore Things To Worry About!
Penis envy? No, I just envy that I CAN'T pee outside without being naked! But, not really, I am glad that my "private part" isn't an appendage. It is just there...WHY DO I EVEN THINK THIS STUFF?
I got my period yesterday afternoon…and now this morning…NOTHING. WTF? I guess I am going to have to go to the doctor. Just lovely.
I was shoving watermelon rind down the disposal yesterday and it made me wonder why I test the limits of the disposal. I wonder if my hand will get sucked in there and I lose some digits. Does anyone else do this? I mean I am not putting them in there I am just shoving what needs to be in there, in there! Why am I still thinking of this? I don’t know. My mind works in mysterious ways-or scary ways should I say!
This is really cute. Letters to God from kids. From a beer loaded pissing picture to this. I am not right.
1. Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Amanda
2. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Madison
3. Dear Mr.God, I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot. Sarah
4. God, I read the bible. What does beget mean? Nobody will tell me. Love Alison
5. Dear God, how did you know you were God? Who told you? Tyler
6. Dear God, is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house? Alissa
7. Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. Dylan
8. Dear God, I like the story about Noah the best of all of them. You really made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too. Glenn
9. Dear God, my Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go? Love, Dennis
10. Dear God, do you draw the lines around the countries? If you don't, who does? Nathan
11. Dear God, did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident? Matthew
12. Dear God, in bible times, did they really talk that fancy? Jennifer
13. Dear God, how come you did all those miracles in the old days and don't do any now? Billy
14. Dear God, please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this year. Peter
15. Dear God, maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother. Joshua
16. Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet. What's up? Don't forget. Mark
17. Dear God, my brother told me about how you are born but it just doesn't sound right. What do you say? Nicole
18. Dear God, if you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes. Brittany
19. Dear God, is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the business? Donny
20. Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God than you. Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just saying that because you are already God. Jake
21. Dear God, it is great the way you always get the stars in the right place. Why can't you do that with the moon? Jeff
22. Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really !!!! Michael
23. Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool. Thomas
2 Comments:
I think it is great that the red sea started to flow--I was starting to worry as a fellow blogger.
Have you ever seen Conan O'Brien's kid drawings? they are classic.
Blake
I still think I am messed up because Aunt Flow was only here for a half a day. Not the full week! Thank you for your concern though! = )
No, I have not seen the early drawings of Conan O'Brians.
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