Fourth of July parties I remember...at 20 something

This had me sprwing Diet Coke-WITH LIME-because it comes that way now and since I no longer drink I pretend it is a gin & tonic...A must read...

4:00 pm – Getting drunker and angrier, yell at the couple walking in the door with Coronas in hand. People just seem to associate outside drinking with nasty-ass Corona. If you must add a lime to drink to make it taste good, it must taste like shit. Tell them that I don’t remember this being Cinco de Mayo and they need to drink some American beer. Chuck a can of warm ‘weiser at them and tell them to piss off.

Happy fourth of July-one and all...God bless America-(insert mucic)...