My liverwurst has a first name...

Nothing too funny came across the desk today. Well, except these stickers! OH HOW I WISH I HAD SOME OF THESE STICKERS FOR ALL THE CUSTOMERS SOMETIMES!!!!!

Espically the I'll be nicer when your smarter" If I only had a nickel for all of the times I thought that! Uh oh, I wonder how many people have thought that about me too? *oops*





I DO NOT CARE what is going on today-just that this really made me laugh-read item below and then scroll over to link to her site below…

So we sang those instead. And the church lesson to take away from all of this, obviously, is hey kids! BUCK THE FUCK UP! Life is hard and mostly sucks, and when Daddy dies from frostbite and Mama has to marry another man who already has three other wives? What do we do? SING!

I suppose if you read it all by itself it doesn’t sound so good-but BELIEVE me it is HILARIOUS when you read everything she wrote! You should all read it well anyone out there who hapens along this should read it

So yeah I emailed my daughters teacher about the “lost” note. We will see if I get a reply. I am not expecting on soon-I mean it was her first day of summer break too-like she would be in school today! At least I hope not!
Baby girl had a good day today, even though it is not over yet, so far it has been good.

Well, being that I am in the accounting field-I thought this was cute-somehow explainable-but cute nun the less. So I am sharing...
Your Age by Chocolate Math
This is pretty neat!
Check it out....
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute.......
Work this out as you read...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)

3. Add 5. (for Sunday)

4... Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator.................

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755....
If you haven't, add 1754....

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number...


The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).


The next two numbers are .........



YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.


My keybooardd is dying-am done for the night before I throw it.....................