You might be a redneck if...

Okay, I lived in Florida for several of years-my family moved around a lot. I even dated a few rednecks- so please, anyone who might take offense at reading this, it is just a joke! (But DAMN funny huh?)

Redneck Sexual IQ Test
A condom is a large apartment complex. True or False
Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False
Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. True or False
A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False
A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False
Anus is a Latin term for yearly. True or False
Testicles are found on an Octopus. True or False
Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False
Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True or False
Fetus is a character on Gun smoke. True or False
An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. True or False
A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False
An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. True or False
A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. True or False
An erection is when Japanese people vote. True or False
Pornography is the business of making records. True or False
Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin. True or False